That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Please consider turning it on! Nat and Wanda took drinks. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. Nah, stay here. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. Please consider turning it on! Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. as well as Please proceed!. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" #marvel Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. And the best. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. "Parker?" Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." L'oreal? "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. "Really?" She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Although I, you know. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. and "Oh! "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. #tomhollandspeterparker. An angry voice cried out. #iorndad Right?. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Are you still mad about the thing?. Sorta, Clint says. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Okay? Were playing never have I ever!. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. left kudos on this work. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Anyone we know? Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Peter smirked. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. No? Pepper would know what to do. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. "Bullsh*t!" Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Ned Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. I smell a demi, Brucie. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. And yet, somehow not surprised. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. The fuck, Clint? You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Avengers: completed Oh, yeah! Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Other than someone on the team.. You can't do that!" T'challa questions and we all shift around. "Peter!" Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. "What! Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. This is my room.. I'm training her." ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. His name is Percy Jackson. Clint can't help but laugh. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. "I will get the bells. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. I m'n yes. #spiderson Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Please consider turning it on! Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. This one counts.". He knows hers, too. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. and other people I can't remember right now. She hasn't bothered with a glass. #spiderman But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. In case you wondered. He grimaces. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" I'm not great at relationships. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Badly. "Oh shut up Buck. Tony snorts. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Oh, c'mon. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. "Okay, my turn. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. MJ grinned. Maybe this game was fun after all. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Ow. 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There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. #tonystark Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Her locks dangle. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? How will she react? Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 I've been good! Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Shit. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Y/n grew up as most children do. "You knew?" I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Yep. Clint nods. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. I don't know, Clint. It's creepy. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". A shit-eating grin covered his face. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Ship? Seriously Tony? C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Nazi, Steve says. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Or out of the bedroom. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. He sleeps around a lot. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? "C'mon, (y/n). Wait, Clint says. I know, Clint. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Back the fuck up." Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Said Sam. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Course it is. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. No. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Not that he could remember, at least. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? DC Character Possibly from Clint. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Dad yells and I shake my head. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Sometimes randomly, even. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. "REALLY" Clint yelled. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. I absolutely recommend reading this one. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. It Multi-fandom oneshots. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? It's blueberry, his favorite. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. They all thought that things were going to be better now. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. D'nt care. Write by: . Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. #nickfury Clint rolls his eyes. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. "You've has a girlfriend? Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? Or why Clint knows about shipping. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own I mean, ask anyone. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. She knew, obviously. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Tony, it's three in the morning. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Really? Six minutes. No! All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. And nobody wants that shit. You said that last night too.. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. #natasharomanoff Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Sex isn't very important to me. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Yeah, okay, no. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Nice. Yeah, sure. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. #fieldtrip Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. She's super badass. Abe ringed the bell. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods.